Contact

Want some work done? Got a question that needs answering? Looking for an endearing soulmate to take you for long walks on the beach? Get in touch, and we can talk.

If you're in the last group, please also send a photo, along with three strands of your golden locks.

PS: my phone number and my e-mail address will be provided, after you first get in touch via the contact form above. I don't publish my direct contact details publicly.